Old Toys, old friends
Toys suck these days. They all seem to have these safety features that basically say, “Hey, we know your kid is a boob so here’s something that won’t mess him up too bad.” Here are a few toys I’ve...
View Article14 Days
I waited on a woman today that was in search of a cigar lighter for her husband. After showing her several lighters she picked a Prometheus Torch for $100. “My husband is unbelievable! Look at this,”...
View ArticleRoy Rogers is riding tonight
The first guitar I ever received was in 1964. It was Christmas and I was five years old. It was one of those Roy Rogers guitars made out of some unknown kind of wood with shitty nylon strings. It came...
View ArticleCrazy Fruit
Gotta love a big banana. You ladies do, right? Hey, he’s got appeal. Good and innocent carbs, low fat too. But I gotta say that is one sick goddamn banana . . . {tanks, Gerry . . . 00Ps!}
View ArticleMy Didj
Most of you know that I received a didjeridoo of the highest order from Australia when I was at the Cape. (thank you Maureen and Mark) (especially Mark, for the packaging . . . thanks, mate) I have,...
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