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Old Toys, old friends

Toys suck these days. They all seem to have these safety features that basically say, “Hey, we know your kid is a boob so here’s something that won’t mess him up too bad.” Here are a few toys I’ve...

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14 Days

I waited on a woman today that was in search of a cigar lighter for her husband. After showing her several lighters she picked a Prometheus Torch for $100. “My husband is unbelievable! Look at this,”...

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Roy Rogers is riding tonight

The first guitar I ever received was in 1964. It was Christmas and I was five years old. It was one of those Roy Rogers guitars made out of some unknown kind of wood with shitty nylon strings. It came...

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Crazy Fruit

Gotta love a big banana. You ladies do, right? Hey, he’s got appeal. Good and innocent carbs, low fat too. But I gotta say that is one sick goddamn banana  . . . {tanks, Gerry . . . 00Ps!}

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My Didj

Most of you know that I received a didjeridoo of the highest order from Australia when I was at the Cape. (thank you Maureen and Mark) (especially Mark, for the packaging . . .  thanks, mate) I have,...

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